thefrogman:

Drawn by Mike Jacobsen [website | twitter | store]

doctorwho:

bookwormstache:

So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the TARDIS

the TARDIS

I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound

I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in

They were watching Doctor Who and one guy at the back yelled

“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds” 

whittenorr:

i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds

• weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
• literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
• pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
• make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
• they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit

props clouds, you’re metal as hell

pleatedjeans:

[watch the video] based on Ze Frank’s True Facts series.

Welcome to America

Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.